New Rule – It’s
Christmas, the time of year that Christians all over the world celebrate the
birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ it
is not the Holidays! The Holidays
are: Labor Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, New Years Day and so
on. If you choose not to celebrate
Christmas, that’s fine with me, but when greeting me, please refrain from
saying happy holidays, it’s Christmas
and the proper greeting is Merry Christmas!
Can anyone tell me what a Holiday Tree looks like? You can’t because
there’s no such thing as a Holiday Tree, and if you believe there is, you
probably believe in Santa Clause and the Loch Ness monster as well.
New Rule – No
more saying that the Denver Broncos have a winning record since Tim Tebow has
been starting because he has a direct line to God; trust me while God may very
well be a football fan, I’m sure he’s not rigging the games to help Tebow win. It’s admirable that Mr. Tebow doesn’t hide
his faith, and I have no doubt that faith has helped him believe that he can
win at crucial times but, has everyone forgotten that Tebow was an all American QB at Florida,
he won the Heisman Trophy and a National Championship? He also threw 93 touchdown passes in 4 years
while at Florida, so it’s probably not a fluke or divine intervention that he’s
a winner.
New Rule – If
you’re a person who hangs out in the Bad
Boys room after golf on Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday and
find yourself still there after 2 or 3 hours with a person whose initials are
CR, MC, MG, SD, GD, TN, JF, SP, BG, DM, LH, GD or MS, you’ve had enough to drink and must get up and go home immediately. All of these people like alcohol way too
much, and clearly so do you, and if you refuse to follow this advice, you could
end up in one of the following situations:
·
You will need a ride home and possibly have to
crawl up your driveway when you get there.
·
You r wife may have to wake you up from a
drunken stupor, and yes you’re on the kitchen floor.
·
You may wake up in your car at midnight still
sitting in the parking lot.
·
Your mind doesn’t work right for the next 2 or 3
days.
New Rule – No
more political arguments about who’s better between the Democrats and Republicans! Both parties are a bunch of Butt Holes who
have no regard for the people who supposedly voted them into office. The Democrats are only interested in keeping
poor people poor and at each other’s throats so that they can continue to
distribute nickels and dimes to the poor while lining their own pockets with
millions. The Republicans primary
interest is in protecting the deep pockets on Wall Street and the fat cat
bankers who they bailed out at the expense of the rest of the public. No, I say
a pox on both their houses.
New Rule – People
using cell phones without a hands free device and cause an accident should be
treated the same as the person who points a loaded gun into a crowd and pulls
the trigger. A 4000 pound car is not the
place to have an argument, love affair, talk to your momma, papa, boss, baby
sitter or anyone else. If you don’t care
about your life, please have enough courtesy to care about mine and the rest of
the people on the highway with you. Anyone
proven to be on the phone in an accident where someone is killed or seriously
injured should be tried for depraved indifference and sentenced to the maximum jail
term permitted by law.
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